Organic Dry Carpet Cleaning

I am John. I have been cleaning carpets in London town for more than 20 years. Trust me, I've cleaned a lot of grimy fibre but have never managed to shrink or ruin a client's carpet. OK, I'm sure just a few moments' thought can produce quite a few ways to ruin the soft fluffy stuff that covers your floors and keeps your feet warm on a chilly foggy London morning. Some of you, I'm sure, could get quite creative with, say, blowtorches and fluorescent paint. You could probably have some sort of competition for deliberate carpet-wrecking, with points awarded for flamboyance and rapidity of destruction.